Saturday, April 18, 2009

No Babies For Me...

Gents and ladies
Always making babies
Why don't they know
When it's time to stop?

They won't get far
since they met at a bar
The whole time she's thinking
"Shoulda went to IHOP"

Now she's preggo
Can't keep down an eggo
All 'cus the baby
Messed up her digestion

Can only watch telly
And grow a big belly
And all because they
Did not use protection

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